Sunday, December 15, 2024

CHRISTMAS SHEPHERDS – PART 1 - e BOOK now $0.99

A shepherdly-simple retelling of an old story.


WHO AM I?

I am Gallius. My friends Huckle, Muckle and I are on our way to Bethlehem to sell our sheep to pay our taxes. Tonight we will sleep outside, near our flock as we do most every night. I am the steady force among we three. The seasoned and reasonable one. I’m the one who made the plan for us to be out tonight. A beautiful night. Clear, star-filled, with the constellation of Aries, the Ram, overhead and protecting us.

        Muckle is my hot-headed, fat-boy, low rider friend. Muckle wears his pants down low, around his butt, beneath his tunic ’cause he thinks it’s cool!  Cool, all right, literally. Thinks he could be somebody special if he moved into town.  Somebody special in Bethlehem? Save me. Still, he is the one whose dear wife made us food and made sure Muckle didn’t forget it.

        Huckle is the tall, skinny dude who wants to eat and fight. He’s always convinced there is a wolf lurking about. Edgy. Touchy. Sensitive. The “chip on his soldier” kinda guy. Ready to fight. He hates authority of all sorts. He grew up throwing stones at the Roman soldiers, those damn foreign fighters who occupy our land!
        But Huckle likes to drink and he’s the one who brought the wine for later. Good old Huckle!



WHY ARE WE HERE?

After we had eaten some deliciously seasoned mutton that Muckle’s wife put up in oilskins, we naturally got to talking about taxes. Taxes. Why would ANYONE be out in the fields tonight when it’s supposed to sleet? Move our sheep to sell tomorrow so we can pay our taxes. Poor men work and sweat so hard so that the government can dominate us!?

        Great God! Taxes will be the death of the working man! You can’t imagine just how much I have to pay and it doesn’t seem like the government under Caesar Augustus and our local civic authorities give a flip!

        We argued, and it got pretty heated, really. That stupid Muckle thinks we should rise up and protest! Can you imagine shepherds protesting in downtown Bethlehem!? The place is totally FULL! Caesar decreed that everyone has had to return to the place of their birth to be taxed!? Just a clever ploy to fill up the motels, if you ask me.

        I will admit we had been drinking. But it will be a cold night. We like a good, full wineskin after such a long, cold day. After we drink, we like to sing. Better sing than fight amongst ourselves, right? So we sang. The old songs. The camp songs. The military songs! Then we danced around the fire. Not graceful, more leaping really, but we needed to keep moving. It was gonna be a long night. We danced until we got tired and then we laid down and tried to sleep.

        Then it started to ice over us. Oh, great.



WHAT DO I WANT?

I was snoring near our small fire wrapped in my cloak, when I had a dream and in my dream I heard singing, and it wasn‘t any of our croaky shepherd singing, it was glorious. And there was light glorious, golden light and in the light was an angel singing to me in my dream and she was urgent that we had to run to Bethlehem. Now. Tonight. And then, zip. She was gone. I woke up. I looked around. Ice. Just before dawn, frozen over.

        Huckle and Muckle were still asleep. I got up, slapped myself as warm as I could, put some wood on the fire, then started waking the fellows. They DID NOT want to awaken, so I stuck my crook under their butts and tried to lever them upright. But, once they woke up, they admitted that they too had dreamed, the same dream, seen the same angel.

        We had to go to Bethlehem, we were commanded. To a stable. Where a miraculous child lay. An angel sends us to find poor couple in a stable!? Gifts! What gifts could we give that child? Wool, I have wool. Milk, Muckle had some milking ewes. Huckle said he would give them a lamb.

        Let me think a moment about how we’ll get there and I’ll get back to you.

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