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CHRISTMAS SHEPHERDS – PART 1 - e BOOK now $0.99

A shepherdly-simple retelling of an old story.


WHO AM I?

I am Gallius. My friends Huckle, Muckle and I are on our way to Bethlehem to sell our sheep to pay our taxes. Tonight we will sleep outside, near our flock as we do most every night. I am the steady force among we three. The seasoned and reasonable one. I’m the one who made the plan for us to be out tonight. A beautiful night. Clear, star-filled, with the constellation of Aries, the Ram, overhead and protecting us.

        Muckle is my hot-headed, fat-boy, low rider friend. Muckle wears his pants down low, around his butt, beneath his tunic ’cause he thinks it’s cool!  Cool, all right, literally. Thinks he could be somebody special if he moved into town.  Somebody special in Bethlehem? Save me. Still, he is the one whose dear wife made us food and made sure Muckle didn’t forget it.

        Huckle is the tall, skinny dude who wants to eat and fight. He’s always convinced there is a wolf lurking about. Edgy. Touchy. Sensitive. The “chip on his soldier” kinda guy. Ready to fight. He hates authority of all sorts. He grew up throwing stones at the Roman soldiers, those damn foreign fighters who occupy our land!
        But Huckle likes to drink and he’s the one who brought the wine for later. Good old Huckle!



WHY ARE WE HERE?

After we had eaten some deliciously seasoned mutton that Muckle’s wife put up in oilskins, we naturally got to talking about taxes. Taxes. Why would ANYONE be out in the fields tonight when it’s supposed to sleet? Move our sheep to sell tomorrow so we can pay our taxes. Poor men work and sweat so hard so that the government can dominate us!?

        Great God! Taxes will be the death of the working man! You can’t imagine just how much I have to pay and it doesn’t seem like the government under Caesar Augustus and our local civic authorities give a flip!

        We argued, and it got pretty heated, really. That stupid Muckle thinks we should rise up and protest! Can you imagine shepherds protesting in downtown Bethlehem!? The place is totally FULL! Caesar decreed that everyone has had to return to the place of their birth to be taxed!? Just a clever ploy to fill up the motels, if you ask me.

        I will admit we had been drinking. But it will be a cold night. We like a good, full wineskin after such a long, cold day. After we drink, we like to sing. Better sing than fight amongst ourselves, right? So we sang. The old songs. The camp songs. The military songs! Then we danced around the fire. Not graceful, more leaping really, but we needed to keep moving. It was gonna be a long night. We danced until we got tired and then we laid down and tried to sleep.

        Then it started to ice over us. Oh, great.



WHAT DO I WANT?

I was snoring near our small fire wrapped in my cloak, when I had a dream and in my dream I heard singing, and it wasn‘t any of our croaky shepherd singing, it was glorious. And there was light glorious, golden light and in the light was an angel singing to me in my dream and she was urgent that we had to run to Bethlehem. Now. Tonight. And then, zip. She was gone. I woke up. I looked around. Ice. Just before dawn, frozen over.

        Huckle and Muckle were still asleep. I got up, slapped myself as warm as I could, put some wood on the fire, then started waking the fellows. They DID NOT want to awaken, so I stuck my crook under their butts and tried to lever them upright. But, once they woke up, they admitted that they too had dreamed, the same dream, seen the same angel.

        We had to go to Bethlehem, we were commanded. To a stable. Where a miraculous child lay. An angel sends us to find poor couple in a stable!? Gifts! What gifts could we give that child? Wool, I have wool. Milk, Muckle had some milking ewes. Huckle said he would give them a lamb.

        Let me think a moment about how we’ll get there and I’ll get back to you.

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An Innkeeperly surly re-telling of an old story


WHO AM I?

I am an Innkeeper and three, smelly shepherds showed up, banged on my door saying they were looking for a woman who was having a baby! They had their hats in their hands and bowed real low-like, except the tall guy who looked VERY INTENSE.

     Shepherds! On my life... I sent them away with a kick and a curse! Good God what a smell! If my guests, who are well-paying guests, were to see that lot groveling and bowing and stinking and gesturing to the sky and saying all sorts of gibberish, they’d wonder what kind of place I run!

     I run a respectable place. I protect my guests if need-be. So, I didn’t tell them Shepherds about the old man and the girl who are outback in the stable. None of those Shepherd’s business, I say.



WHY AM I HERE?

They said some kind of nonsense about an Angel coming in their dreams. An angel. Really?! To Shepherds? Why would an Angel go to Shepherds? Especially them three? They reeked of sweat and cheap wine. Said they were seeking a miraculous child that was going to be born – a child of The Most High!

     Ha!

     A child of the Most High? Certainly that old man and girl wouldn’t be carrying no child of the Most High and have no money?! 

     Most High folks stay INSIDE.

     Not likely. A girl way-out-to here with a baby, and that tottering old geezer, no money, leading a donkey, so I did the right thing and I put ‘em out back in the stable.



WHAT DO I WANT?

Money! I only take in people with money in purse! I was being uncommonly KIND to let them use my stable. Why did I do that?  It’s so unlike me! But, that girl, she was... well, she was RADIANT. She was so young. So tender. So brimming with tenderness. Well, like I say, it caused me to act so against my nature. Oh, well, one act of kindness once a year can be forgiven, eh?

     If those Shepherds had looked like they had any money, I’da sold the information about the baby. Angels!? Right. Ain’t seen no Angels around here, this is Bethlehem!


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Joseph and Mary and the story of the Stable.


WHO AM I?

I’m Joseph. Mary is my wife. And, all my best laid plans and hopes have totally gone wrong. These are strange times. The town is full and the Innkeeper would not make way for two desperate souls but said he was being generous by letting us spend the night in this foul stable. Not one empty space? No warmth? No light? But inside, the rich folk eat and drink and sleep on feather beds.

     Are their hearts so filled with themselves that they have no room for anyone else? An inn full of people whose hearts are filled with themselves and poor folk turned away for lack of money? And the Innkeeper calls this generosity?

     Are we to have our child in this foul stable? Where there is no light. No warmth. No food.

     And the taxes are due. I guess I’ll have to sell the donkey.

Dark times. These are dark times for poor folk.

     But Mary always looks on the bright side. She doesn’t think these are dark times. She keeps focusing on the baby which will be born any time now and she says these are NOT dark times. Her Angel has told her that the child will be the Light of the World. The world has rejected us. The world rejects the light.



WHY AM I HERE?

The trip for Mary and I here to Bethlehem, because we have to pay the taxes, was – well, a week of sleeping on cold stones and wet ground by poor campfires. She rode the donkey during the day to save her strength for labor.

     The hour of our child’s birth is nearly upon us. I doubt if the birth will wait much longer. We are so alone. No friends, no family, no wise woman to help Mary during the moment of the birth. Strangers in a heartless town in the darkness of unknowing.

     Now we have fidgeting pigeons in the rafters, chickens wandering about, a cow, two goats and several curious cats. I am grateful that the cow is happy and only shifts her weight against her bale and lows softly.

     And, here I am taking the cow’s straw to build up a pallet for Mary. What will our child lie upon? His mother’s soft breasts amidst a cold, spiky world.

     “Isn’t it wonderful to have three walls to keep off the wind? And a roof to keep out the ice?” Mary said cheerfully. "I’m grateful for the animals, aren’t you?”



WHAT DO I WANT?

Mary lies back on the pallet atop my outer cloak.

     When I sell the donkey in the morning to pay the taxes, perhaps I will have some extra to pay for a room for Mary to have our child in a place with light and warmth.

     And then she inhaled sharply.

     “The time is neigh, Joseph.” And she clutched my hand.

Why am I here? For you, Mary-mine. Should I be out running up and down the streets to find someone to help her? Should I go to the innkeeper again? I doubt he will let us in.

     The room was filled with spiritual radiance and a song. Mary raised her eyes and looked into the light.


Lo, how a Rose e'er blooming from tender stem hath sprung!
Of Jesse's lineage coming, as men of old have sung.
It came, a floweret bright, amid the cold of winter,
When half spent was the night.”



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