TRUMP-O-RICO,
THE
U.S.’s “Mini Me”
Now
that the secret FBI emails are being released, Donnall Trumpette is sure that
his existence will be revealed.
I am
Donall Trumpette, “DonaldLarge Me’s Mini-Me”.
Do not
misunderstand. I may be smaller than DonaldLarge Me in height, but I have a
much, much larger frontal cortex than
DonaldLarge Me.
I pack
the brains, he packs a big mouth and large, signature-style hair. (It is not a comb-over, it is a Trump-over.)
I
played a very LARGE role in the DonaldLarge Me campaign and now in the White
House while DonaldLarge Me is, of course, playing an extraordinarily
super-sized role in the advancement of all mankind!
I carry
a 3”X5” card in my wallet on which I make careful, tiny notations, of
DonaldLarge Me’s contribution to the species.
This is not about “survival” of the fittest, we’re way beyond that. DonaldLarge Me is much larger than Darwinian
thinking! DonaldLarge Me is advancing
the species!
His
unmatched personal capacities make him the model human being against which all
others will be measured. He’s big... really big. Just ask us.
He
can’t help but make America Great Again, it is what will happen in his vapor trail! Greatness. Total
BigGreatness. AltGreatness as Kellhyann would say. Why, DonaldLarge Me’s aroma
makes America smell nice again. And, he makes Canada and Mexico smell better,
too. All of North America smells nice because of him. It is Eau de Trump-o, the smell of richness,
the vapor trail of success.
DonaldLarge
Me is accused of hating Mexicans, Syrians, Muslims, people he fires on the
Apprentice, people throws out of his rallies, and a few million others.
Nothing
is further from the Truth. The Truth
is that DonaldLarge Me has said over and over again that he LOVES Mexicans. He
hires them! He LOVES Muslims! He has a Trump Tower in Saudi. He LOVES everyone!
As
Donnall Trumpette, DonaldLarge Me’s Mini-Me, I can tell you that DonaldLarge me
is BIG on loving! BIG! America will be great again when everyone else loves as
much as DonaldLarge Me!
No other
candidate had a Mini-Me, except for DonaldLarge Me right?
When
you elected DonaldLarge Me, America became so great that our country needed a Mini-Me, too! A U.S. Mini-Me!
I
suggested that DonaldLarge Me simply designate Puerto Rico as America’s Mini-Me!
How’s
that? DonaldLarge Me loves the Puerto
Ricans (they’re not Mexicans, right?). And, Puerto Rico is up for sale! So,
DonaldLarge Me will cut a deal with Congress to tow P.R. up here and park it
right outside of New York City harbor, a short walk from Trump Tower, just like
the Chinese are doing off Japan. Why not?
It will
be renamed Trump-o Rico! DonaldLarge
Me has agreed everyone will do the Mini-Me Pinky Kiss to get onto Trump-o Rico.
Residents will have their hair dyed like DonaldLarge Me.
This is really something to look forward
to! He
told me that he was in love with my little idea!
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