WHO ARE WE?
Our group is for
the birds. No kidding, we have a Host of Sparrow-like people in our group. And
then we have the brightly dressed ones, the Charm of Finches. I won’t say that
we actually have enough Eagles to have a Convocation, but they are so lofty,
they think so. We certainly do have enough Hawkish types to have a Cast, that’s
no problem. We have a Party of Jay’s and do THEY Party! A Flock of Pigeons, a
Murder of Crows (I’d like to murder one or two of them myself, always stealing
my ideas!), and a Run of Poultry. We do not have enough wisdom in our group
which reflects the fact that our Parliament of Owls is only old Durwood. <Sigh.> We do have a Gaggle of those types who stick
their necks out, but won’t shut up! And, we have one Great Heron. And how!
WHAT DO I WANT?
I would very
much like it if our Dissimulation of Birds was better able to work together.
When we get into our meeting, of course the Charm of Finches has to talk about
their new sparkly accessories. The Starlings are Chattering, no doubt. And,
that makes the Hens broody. They can’t be direct! They just cluck, know what I
mean? On some occasions the Grouses, grouse. But the Hummingbirds join the
Charm, and well, the Dissimulation gets VERY unproductive! I would have to say that
sometimes we get so little work done we have NOTHING for the Larks to even
THINK of an Exultation.
Do you know
Herons? Well, a pond of frogs totally falls silent when a Great Heron arrives. We do too. When the Great Heron steps into the
room, most of us fall silent. Tall, dressed in a long blue gown, dark hair she
stands so tall and straight with such a long straight nose and piercing eyes
that are sometimes more penetrating than our Lady Hawk. She is a giant and she
knows it! Then she walks slowly step-by-step to her seat. Even though the
Turtledoves try to Coo and calm us down, the sight of the Great Heron makes our
blood run cold.
WHY AM I HERE?
I’m a new team
member but I have heard the story about the Great Heron. She apparently was
with a Host of a Sparrow-types in a parent meeting, with a few mousy men thrown
in, a year or so ago. She of course was bringing a very important message to
that group. It was a l-o-n-g message and she paced s-l-o-w-l-y as she delivered
it. One mousy man in the corner simply
would not stop chattering. So the Great Heron looked at him and then suddenly
she grabbed him in her beak and plunged him beneath the surface of the meeting
pond. She held him beneath the water until, well, you know what happened.
Meeting adjourned.
So when she
walks into our meeting, the Great Heron gets all the respect that she demands.
We had a consultant Peacock come one day to deliver a talk about Teamwork. He
mistakenly called her a Stork. No amount of putting his tail up could ease that
wicked look in that Heron’s eyes. But a Clamor of Rooks came to his defense and
she had to sit quietly and stare angrily at us all. Could I get a Crow to
Murder her? No.
The situation is
making some of us nervous types want to fly - Fight or Flight, you know? Guess which is
greater in THIS group.
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